hahaha oh harry...

1. I'm a wizard?

2. Tom Riddle is Voldemort??

3.Sirius Black is my Godfather???

4.Snape was a deatheater??

5. The "Secret Weapon" was the Prophecy??

6. Dumbledore knew Draco's plan all along???

7. Snape is good and I have to WHAT NOW???